The best way to start a Monday morning is picking up marbles with your foot and dropping them in a bucket for your physical therapist’s amusement.

But really I can feel where it was supposed to exercise my foot. Glad they found a more fun way for me to work on this heel kink than just mundane exercises.

montypla:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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mackblesa:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

-jumps-

pink—rabbits:

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

Lololol, I can’t at the last pic.

northgang:

Lily Myers Shrinking Women (X)

kingcheddarxvii:

He’s here

kingcheddarxvii:

He’s here

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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Me: SHUT UP I'M WATCHING MY STORIES
*turns on cartoon show for children and weeps at it*